Moral Of The Story: When Relieving Oneself In Subway Tunnels, Piss Just Beyond The Station, Not Before It

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A man relieving himself beside the subway tracks in a tunnel at City Hall station had a turn of bad luck yesterday. As he swung around to return up the stairs in a section of the tunnel just south of the station, his hand was caught under a fast-moving no. 5 train, police and fire officials said.