You Can’t Always Get What You Want
And when that happens, curse the train conductor:
Posted: June 18th, 2008 | Filed under: Insert Muted Trumpet's Sad Wah-Wah Here, Jerk MoveA man who jumped in front of a southbound E train in Manhattan Tuesday morning was passed over by the cars and then yelled at the conductor for not killing him.
“He jumped. The train ran over him,” a police spokeswoman said.
“He wasn’t injured at all. He got up. He admonished the train operator for not crushing him.”
Apparently the man disappeared after yelling at the operator at 14th street at around 10:10 a.m.