Links
"Tough
Sells" Blog Entry, September 8, 2006
"Hizzoner
In California Not Running For President" Blog Entry, September 22, 2006
"Did
We Mention That This Would Probably Be A Tough Sell?" Blog Entry, September
26, 2006
"If
It Looks Like A Perot And Sounds Like A Perot, It Must Be A Perot" Blog
Entry, October 2, 2006
"Not
To Sound Too Skeptical, But Name The Last Nasal-Voiced, Short, Jewish Mayor
Unaffiliated With Any Political Party To Become President . . ." Blog Entry,
October 4, 2006
"If
Michael Bloomberg Is The Ross Perot Of 2008 Then Kevin Sheekey Is The Ralph
Reed Of The Post-Bush Era" Blog Entry, December 4, 2006
"Quick
-- Let Sheekey Know That www.mikebloombergisnotrunningforpresident.com Is
Still Available!" Blog Entry, May 10, 2007
"It
Won't Seem Like Running For President If He Just Thinks Of It As A Sort
Of Redistribution Of Wealth" Blog Entry, May 21, 2007
"From
Ross Perot To Ralph Nader To Joe Lieberman To Bernie Sanders To George Wallace,
The Proud Independent Tradition Continues" Blog Entry, June 19, 2007
"' Dude,
You Should Totally Run For President!'" Blog Entry, June 21, 2007
"I
Don't Think This Is What Kevin Sheekey Had In Mind When He Said That He
Wanted To Burnish Bloomberg's Image As The Law & Order Candidate" Blog
Entry, June 25, 2007
"That's
Darn Near Ross Perot Numbers There" Blog Entry, June 26, 2007
"Kevin
Sheekey Leaks One Or Two Little Tidbits And Then They All Go Cheney On You"
Blog Entry, June 28, 2007
"The
Only People Who Can Stop Him Now Are The Preservationists" Blog Entry, July
9, 2007
"There's
No 'mike2010.com' . . . Does That Mean That He Won't Run For Governor?"
Blog Entry, July 25, 2007
"Start
Spreading The News . . . He's Running Today" Blog Entry, October 18, 2007
"Hizzoner
Trotting Around The World With A Gaggle Of Cameras Behind Him" Blog Entry,
November 29, 2007
"The
Bloom Is Off The Berg" Blog Entry, January 8, 2008
"To
Paraphrase One Of Your Predecessors, You Should Rather Be Stuck In Traffic
In Bay Ridge Than The Subject Of Endlessly Tiresome And Tiresomely Endless
Speculation About Your Supposed Presidential Aspirations" Blog Entry, January
11, 2008
"A
Chicken In Every Pot . . . With Forks Stuck In Each" Blog Entry, January
16, 2008
"The
More Things Change, The More They Stay So Lame . . . As In Duck (Please,
Mayor -- Give It Up!)" Blog Entry, January 18, 2008
"Kevin
Sheekey's Prezzing Schedule" Blog Entry, January 23, 2008
"Can
You Really Be A ' Mastermind' Of A Campaign That Only Got 19 Percent Of
The Popular Vote?" Blog Entry, January 28, 2008
"Your
$10 To $20 Billion President" Blog Entry, January 28, 2008
"Close
The Door -- Close It! Close It!" Blog Entry, February 1, 2008
"But
Then What Will Kevin Sheekey Have To Do At Work?" Blog Entry, February 2,
2008
"How
To Come Off Like A Total Douche In Just Five Words" Blog Entry, February
5, 2008
"More
Candidates Than America's Top Model, Top Chef, American Idol, Survivor,
All 50 Iterations Of Road Rules And The Biggest Loser Combined!" Blog Entry,
February 26, 2008
"It's
Finally Time To Maim The Duck . . ." Blog Entry, February 27, 2008
"Duck!
Lame!" Blog Entry, March 3, 2008
"Just
The Kind Of Leader You'd Want In The White House" Blog Entry, May 20, 2008
"The
Hugo Chavez Of The Northeast" Blog Entry, June 4, 2008
"If
It Looks Like A Duck . . ." Blog Entry, June 5, 2008
"Sure,
Change The Charter . . ." Blog Entry, June 6, 2008
"Then
Again, He Always Said He Wasn't A Poll-Taking Kind Of Leader" Blog Entry,
June 7, 2008
"With
Term Limits Comes . . ." Blog Entry, June 9, 2008
"You
Don't Really Want To Spend A Good Chunk Of Your Morning Reading A 3,000-Plus
Word Piece Speculating Whether And How Bloomberg Might Run For Office, Do
You?" Blog Entry, June 19, 2008
"While
The House Dithers On A Bailout Plan . . ." Blog Entry, September 30, 2008
"The
Mayor's Dangerous Idea" Blog Entry, October 1, 2008
"Maybe
There Is Another Food Additive That Needs To Be Banned?" Blog Entry, October
2, 2008
"The
Saturday Crossword Is A 'Challenge' . . ." Blog Entry, October 2, 2008
"Chavez
The Man Can Get!" Blog Entry, October 3, 2008
"'I
Don't Want To Walk Away From A City I Feel I Can Help Lead Through These
Tough Times'" Blog Entry, October 3, 2008
"Like
Eddie Murphy And Nick Nolte, You Now Have 48 Hours" Blog Entry, October
6, 2008
"The
Power Broker" Blog Entry, October 6, 2008
"Gift,
As In 'White Elephant'" Blog Entry, October 7, 2008
"The
'Why Lie? I Need A Beer' Method Of Campaigning" Blog Entry, October 7, 2008
"In
Tough Times It Is Probably Good To Have More Choices . . ." Blog Entry,
October 8, 2008
"New
Yorkers Coming Together" Blog Entry, October 9, 2008
"Remember,
More Democracy, Not Less" Blog Entry, October 10, 2008
"Lauder
-- Check; Quinn -- Check . . ." Blog Entry, October 14, 2008
"Pile
On, Azi!" Blog Entry, October 15, 2008
"With
Supporters Like These . . ." Blog Entry, October 16, 2008
"It's
Not So Much Self-Serving As It Is Crassly Opportunistic" Blog Entry, October
16, 2008
"On
'Tying The Two Together'" Blog Entry, October 17, 2008
"In
A Bloomberg State Of Mind" Blog Entry, October 20, 2008
"Remember,
More Democracy, Not Less . . ." Blog Entry, October 20, 2008
"The
Quinnipiac Poll The Mayor Probably Won't Cite . . ." Blog Entry, October
21, 2008
"A
Tipping Point?" Blog Entry, October 21, 2008
"Enthusiastically
Euthanasic" Blog Entry, October 22, 2008
"Clip
This Article And Put It Away For Ten Years; See If You Don't Feel Like A
Tragic Hack Idiot When You Reread It" Blog Entry, October 23, 2008
"You
Know What?" Blog Entry, October 23, 2008
"And
By 'Changed Her Mind,' They Mean 'Threatened And Strong-Armed Until She
Was Reduced To Tears'" Blog Entry, October 24, 2008
"Huh?"
Blog Entry, October 24, 2008
"So
Obviously The Borough President Is Also One Of Those Indispensible Posts;
There's A New One . . ." Blog Entry, October 29, 2008
"The
Man Who Would Single-Handedly Save An Entire City From Massive Budget Deficits
And Worldwide Financial Crises . . ." Blog Entry, October 30, 2008
"He's
Great! (Well, With The Exception Of . . .)" Blog Entry, November 3, 2008
"You're
Telling Me That You Can Make It On Your Own By Yourself All Alone Without
My Help, Mister You Just Made A Big Mistake" Blog Entry, November 4, 2008
"Wow,
A New Definition Of Chutzpah Emerges" Blog Entry, November 4, 2008
"I'd
Rather Be A Lamppost In New York Than A High-Level Official In What Could
Be One Of The Most Transformative Presidencies In The History Of The Country"
Blog Entry, November 4, 2008
"Contrarian
Take Of The Day" Blog Entry, November 10, 2008
"In
The Past, The Mob Also Focused On 'Establishing Better Relationships'" Blog
Entry, November 12, 2008
"Third
Term? What About A Second?" Blog Entry, November 19, 2008
"Tony
Avella For Mayor" Blog Entry, November 21, 2008
"The
Bloom Is Off The Berg" Blog Entry, December 29, 2008
"Alright
Then, So Explain It To The Millions Of Us Who Aren't Running For Mayor How
This Is A Great Deal" Blog Entry, January 14, 2009
"Unintended
Consquences 'Unlimited'" Blog Entry, January 25, 2009
"So
Not Only Will We Get An Absurdly Expensive Campaign But A Dirty (Sorry,
'Aggressive') One As Well" Blog Entry, January 27, 2009
"Weiner:
'That Guy' In Politics, 'That Guy' On The Field" Blog Entry, February 1,
2009
"Prognostication:
Karma!" Blog Entry, February 3, 2009
"We
Are All Charles G. Hogg Now" Blog Entry, February 4, 2009
"Does
Anyone Really Believe The Media Is Out To Get Bloomberg?" Blog Entry, February
8, 2009
"PCP,
Two Priests . . . Wolfson Pumps Fist As He Gulps Down Two Tums With His
Morning Orange Juice" Blog Entry, February 22, 2009
"Weiner
Is Basically An Idiot" Blog Entry, March 6, 2009
"Your
Tautology-In-Chief" Blog Entry, March 25, 2009
"These
Challenging Times Demand Independent, Honest Leadership" Blog Entry, April
7, 2009
"Although
My Plans For The Future Haven't Changed, I Believe This Brings My Affiliation
Into Alignment With How I Have Led And Will Continue To Lead Our City" Blog
Entry, April 11, 2009
"'They
Have A Lot Of Time On Their Hands'" Blog Entry, April 13, 2009
"Phil
Ochs Introduced 'I Ain't Marching Anymore' To A Crowd In 1968 By Explaining,
'So What Can You Do? I Mean Here You Are, A Helpless Soul, A Helpless Piece
Of Flesh Amid All This Cruel, Cruel Machinery And Terrible Heartless Men,
So All You Can Do Is Turn Away From The Filth And Hopefully Start To Build
Something New Someday . . . So Here Is A Turning Away Song'" Blog Entry,
April 13, 2009
"I
Ain't Marching Anymore" Blog Entry, April 13, 2009
"When
Howard Wolfson Says, 'The Issue Of Jobs And The Economy Is One That We Want
To Engage The Public With In A Conversation,' Expect Bad Stuff To Happen"
Blog Entry, April 28, 2009
"Funny
Like 'Ha-Ha' Funny?" Blog Entry, May 11, 2009
"Sarcasm
Is A Symptom Of A Populace That Is Beaten Down" Blog Entry, May 19, 2009
"Dis-Graceful"
Blog Entry, May 28, 2009
"It's
Like He's Saying What He's Thinking!" Blog Entry, June 2, 2009
"Sure,
You Could Go There . . . But Why Would You?" Blog Entry, June 2, 2009
"Earliest
Editorial Board Endorsement Ever?" Blog Entry, June 2, 2009
"Who's
Beyond What?" Blog Entry, June 3, 2009
"If
You Can't Beat Him . . ." Blog Entry, June 9, 2009
"Sarcasm
And Bitterness Are Symptoms Of A Populace That Is Beaten Down" Blog Entry,
June 16, 2009
"I'll
Take It!" Blog Entry, June 16, 2009
"Your
Self-Reflexive Mayor" Blog Entry, June 22, 2009
"It's
A Good Thing He's A Self-Made Billionaire Who Is Beholden To No One" Blog
Entry, June 23, 2009
"There's
Something Obscene About Michael Bloomberg Spending $37 Million Before July
4 . . . Here's Why" Blog Entry, July 11, 2009
"Primary
Lesson: Bloomberg Can Buy Off Nearly Anyone Out There" Blog Entry, July
12, 2009
"We
Can Work With That" Blog Entry, July 29, 2009
"Gruesome
Thought Of The Day" Blog Entry, July 31, 2009
"Though
We Wouldn't Need A Faster M42 If We Could Just Have Coca-Cola In The Fountain
At Bryant Park" Blog Entry, August 4, 2009
"Bloomberg:
The Candidate For Fiscal Responsibility" Blog Entry, August 9, 2009
"Lie
Down With Dogs, Get Up With Four Percent Raises Without An Endorsement"
Blog Entry, August 12, 2009
"Time
Was . . ." Blog Entry, August 14, 2009
"Not
Funny" Blog Entry, August 14, 2009
"Can
You Smurfing Believe This Guy?" Blog Entry, August 17, 2009
"Big
Deal, She's No Aishwarya Rai" Blog Entry, August 17, 2009
"La-La-La-La,
You Still Can't Convince Me Not To Vote For Thompson . . ." Blog Entry,
August 18, 2009
"La-La-La-La,
It's Going To Take More Than Even That To Get Me Not To Vote For Thompson"
Blog Entry, August 18, 2009
"Political
Operatives" Blog Entry, August 18, 2009
"Hahahahahahahahaha!"
Blog Entry, August 20, 2009
"As
Howard Wolfson Might Say, 'It's Ancient History'" Blog Entry, August 20,
2009
"Admit
It -- 'Spend It All' Would Sound Great At A Rally" Blog Entry, August 25,
2009
"Vote
With Your Annoyance" Blog Entry, August 27, 2009
"In
Case You Were Wondering Why The Bloomberg Cable Station Is Channel 30 Now
. . ." Blog Entry, September 2, 2009
"Bloomberg
As The Blues Hammer Of Local Politics" Blog Entry, September 2, 2009
"Spend
It All! Spend It All!" Blog Entry, September 3, 2009
"New
York As Giant Soundstage For Bloomberg's Alternate Reality" Blog Entry,
September 11, 2009
"OK,
Really, Fuck You" Blog Entry, September 22, 2009
"The
First Real Bloomberg Reelection Metric: Padma's Dry Cleaning Bill" Blog
Entry, September 22, 2009
"Voters,
Like Sniveling Little Adolescents, Most Hate Hypocrites" Blog Entry, September
22, 2009
"I've
Got This Thing And It's Fucking Golden" Blog Entry, September 23, 2009
"Are
There Any Celebrities Who Actually Vote In New York Supporting Him?" Blog
Entry, September 25, 2009
"How
Much Would He Have To Pay For A Carbon Offset That Would Mitigate His Damage
To The Democratic Ecosystem?" Blog Entry, September 29, 2009
"'Progress
Not Politics' Is Merely Shorthand For 'You Are All Just Yahoos Who Must
Be Saved From Yourselves'" Blog Entry, September 29, 2009
"Are
You Fucking Kidding Me?" Blog Entry, September 30, 2009
"'But
A Blemish On An Otherwise Stellar Record'" Blog Entry, October 1, 2009
"Bright
Signs For The Thompson Campaign . . ." Blog Entry, October 7, 2009
"La-La-La-La,
They Can't Hear You . . ." Blog Entry, October 7, 2009
"Is
Bloomberg Using City Resources To Stage Campaign Appearances?" Blog Entry,
October 8, 2009
"Bloomberg
Is Beatable . . ." Blog Entry, October 9, 2009
"Assuming
We Can, We Ask Ourselves, 'Are We Are the Ones We've Been Waiting For?'
And We Sit Back And Think 'Yes, Yes We Can, At Least I Think We Can'" Blog
Entry, October 11, 2009
"Somewhere
Dick Van Patten Picks Up His Pet Cat And Sadly Reflects On What A Long Career
In Television And Film Has Amounted To" Blog Entry, October 14, 2009
"Bloomberg's
Record: Deep Cuts!" Blog Entry, October 14, 2009
"Can
Howard Wolfson Massage This, Too?" Blog Entry, October 14, 2009
"A
Beaten Down Populace Koans Its Way Into Making Itself Believe The Murdoch
Party Line" Blog Entry, October 17, 2009
"This
Candidate Kills Islamofascists (And Urban Poverty!)" Blog Entry, October
19, 2009
"Tony's
Business Has Been Critical To Vesuvio's Financial Survival, But Lately The
Combination Of Artie's Obsequious Style, Dodgy Service And Somewhat Tired
Menu Has Led Some Crew Members To Believe That He Has Lost His Edge -- And
That The New Place, Da Giovanni, Is The Best Spot In Town" Blog Entry, October
20, 2009
"Craft
Narratives At Your Own Peril" Blog Entry, October 21, 2009
"I
Still Think Juice Newton's 'Queen Of Hearts' Is About Shooting The Moon"
Blog Entry, October 21, 2009
"As
The Big Boys Once Said, Now Go Start Your Own Band!" Blog Entry, October
23, 2009
"High
Five, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow!" Blog Entry, October 23, 2009
"Mayor's
Five Borough Campaign Goes According To Plan" Blog Entry, October 23, 2009
"Not
One But Two Asterisks" Blog Entry, October 24, 2009
"At
Crunch Time, Everyone Suddenly Feels Embarrassed" Blog Entry, October 24,
2009
"Look
No Further Than Bloomberg . . ." Blog Entry, October 25, 2009
"Starvin'
To Be Alone And Independent From The Scene That I've Known" Blog Entry,
October 26, 2009
"Bloomberg,
Stay The Hell Out Of My Baseball Playoffs" Blog Entry, October 26, 2009
"Tastes
Great, Less Filling: More Choices, More Democracy, With Significantly Fewer
Voters!" Blog Entry, October 27, 2009
"Bermuda
Was Settled By Privateers" Blog Entry, October 28, 2009
"Papa
Smurf To The Rescue" Blog Entry, October 28, 2009
"We
Are All Philly Now" Blog Entry, October 29, 2009
"Progress
Not Politics!" Blog Entry, November 3, 2009
"'Pest!
Grip Lotion, Cross' Is An Anagram Of 'Progress Not Politics'" Blog Entry,
November 4, 2009
"Next
Time Your Well-Intentioned Goo-Goo 'Politically Aware' Buddy Reminds You
To Go Out And Vote, Maybe You Should Actually Listen To Him" Blog Entry,
November 5, 2009
"Mayor
Bloomberg (R) Has Been Responsive To The Needs Of All New Yorkers . . ."
Blog Entry, November 22, 2009
"$102
Million (And Counting)" Blog Entry, November 30, 2009
"Bloomberg
Could Do Something Classy Here . . ." Blog Entry, December 1, 2009
"Here's
Something Else That Would Have Been Good To Know Before That Big Close Vote"
Blog Entry, December 8, 2009
"Say
It Ain't So, Bill!" Blog Entry, January 8, 2010
"$108,371,685.01"
Blog Entry, January 16, 2010
"Did
Bloomberg Pay Street Money To Get Reelected?" Blog Entry, January 30, 2010
"Even
A Ham Sandwich Could Get Elected With That Kind Of Money" Blog Entry, June
10, 2010
"I've
Been Talking To The People That You Call Your Friends And It Seems To Me
There's A Means To An End" Blog Entry, August 7, 2010
"'He
Has Chosen Some Of The Best People In The Country To Work For Him, And He
Has Mostly Let Them Do Their Jobs'" Blog Entry, October 11, 2010
"Recession
Over, Bloomberg Plans To Vote To Restore Two Term Limit" Blog Entry, October
25, 2010
"I
Don't Think I'm Over 2009 Yet, But In Case You Are, Here Is Some Information
To Pass Along" Blog Entry, November 1, 2010
"So
If 'The Public' Wanted You To Jump Off A Bridge, You'd Do That, Too?" Blog
Entry, November 4, 2010
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