Post Pleases, Placing Plenty of Ps in Paper

Forget liberal or conservative bias, savvy readers know that the Post’s coverage is really driven by whether lead paragraphs have sufficient alliterative potential. “Cops Hunt Cagey Parrot Pirate”:

Long Island police — armed with surveillance photos — are searching for the perpetrator who pirated a pair of parrots from a Petco in Patchogue.

That makes for an Alliterative Magnitude of 6. Impressive!