Department Of Education Janitor Pants!

Who knows, you might actually like the idea of wearing an official Department of Sanitation cap:

The mayor unveiled a new Web site yesterday — officialnycshop.com — where shoppers can snag all kinds of gear emblazoned with NYPD, FDNY and Sanitation Department logos.

For $14 you can have a “distressed” Sanitation Department baseball cap. An NYPD play set is $14.99 and a Central Park fountain T-shirt is $19.99. Part of the sales go back into Police and Fire Department foundations.