Fuckin’ Tourists

What he should have done was sold them low-quality schwag and then had them arrested:

Two thugs from North Carolina were arrested for viciously beating and slashing an elderly homeless man while trying to score pot in Washington Square Park, authorities said yesterday.

Scott Berry, 24, and Adam Mashburn, 22, both of Charlotte, asked Al Latimer, 71, for marijuana at about 5 p.m. on April 4, sources said. When Latimer said he had none, they beat him and cut his scalp with a razor blade, the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office said.