You’ve Got To Moo Your Way To Freedom

And here you thought you no longer needed those lasso skills now that you moved to the city:

A frightened white-and-brown bovine led a small army of cops and firefighters on a merry chase until they finally corralled it in a Briarwood yard about 11 p.m.

Just where “Queenie” came from was unclear, but neighborhood residents said there are a number of halal butchers in the area who keep animals for slaughter according to Islamic law.

Police said 911 calls began coming in shortly before 10 p.m. from people who spotted the animal hoofing it on Union Turnpike and later at a number of other locations.

Dimitri Mitropoulous, 45, almost came hood to head with the critter.

He was driving past Queens Hospital Center, near the parking lot, when “the darn thing just came out of nowhere. There must have been a little bit of grass in the lot and he was feeding.”

Mitropoulous called 911 and got an operator who thought he was a prankster. “She asked me what color the cow was and I said, ‘Are you joking? It’s a cow in New York City.'”

When it was finally determined there really was a four-legged fugitive — from somewhere — on the loose, cops began tracking Mitropoulous with a Global Positioning System device as he followed the cow.

“We must have gone about 2 miles,” Mitropoulous said, “and it was running at a good pace for a while. I had to do 20 [mph] to keep up with it. I was driving right alongside. If I had a rope I would have grabbed him.”

The chase ended when the cow turned into a yard next to a three-story building at 85-22 144th St., where it was trapped by more than a dozen radio cars and Fire Department vehicles.

Scores of rubberneckers mounted light poles, and climbed on trucks and garden walls to watch as the pursuers closed in with lassos.

But the cow was not cowed. Queenie bucked, kicked and mooed loudly as she was wrestled toward a waiting NYPD horse trailer.

The tug-of-war clearly tickled a number of onlookers, who began chanting “Attica, Attica” — a reference to the violent suppression of a riot at the upstate prison — while others laughed.

(Too soon to tell whether the if-you-can-pull-it-off-you-earned-it rule is in effect.)