Yes, You Are This Close To Becoming A Hobo

And we’re not talking no fun-and-games “big rock candy mountain” version, either:

Be they surreptitiously sipped from brown paper bags or openly downed from plastic tumblers at movie nights or concerts in an array of parks, drinks of all stripes and potencies surface in force, rather brazenly. And thus the hazy morning of the next summer day is often contemplated through the secondary haze of a hangover.