Ferrer Campaign Finally Sees Boost; Escort-Seeking Demographic Wrapped Up

Mayoral hopeful Fernando Ferrer has scored the New York Press’ endorsement, in effect sewing up the escort-seeking demographic:

And so it is that Freddy needs our help. His newspaper endorsements consist of El Diario, Amsterdam News and Gay City News. We’re honored to add our name to this list, and offer the all-important escort-seeking demographic.

As the largest English-language paper to endorse Ferrer, we’re offering him this next sentence.

Fernando Ferrer is the mayor New York needs to ensure the well-being and prosperity of all New Yorkers.

And, we might add, to ensure that we no longer have two New Yorks, but one grand city to rival Newark, we need Freddy Ferrer.

We invite Ferrer to use either of the above sentences in his advertising, should he manage to actually place ads on the air, rather than merely show them to reporters. We’d recommend using the first one, though.

(Love that self-deprecating style!)