One Way To Meet Your Quotas . . .

. . . er, or productivity goals — is to ticket a dead man’s car, maybe even with him in it:

The daughter of a man whose badly decomposed body was found inside a minivan said Thursday traffic cops should have noticed her father over the several weeks they covered the vehicle in parking tickets.

“He was my only family,” said Jennifer Morales, 29, about her father, whom she believes died from a heart attack while sitting in the family’s 2000 Chevrolet Ventura in Queens.

“The window was cracked open. I don’t understand how no one noticed him. They just gave him tickets,” she told the Daily News last night.