Some Things I Learned Today . . .

1) A Vallone is making it that much more difficult for me to spray paint.

2) Cops walk around with fake badges, or “dupes” so that this way, when they’re “going to go get boxed” on a Friday or Saturday night, they don’t have to say they lost their shield while out drinking.

3) Few people apparently trust a 36-year-old with a $1 billion-a-year city agency, even ones busy “tending to the people’s business” (but why so much Benjamin Button hatred?).