Snow-Related Blog Post Headline Of The Day . . .

. . . from the Village Voice — Record 0″ Snowfall Closes New York Public Schools. Snap!

Here’s more information about the preemptive snow day:

Both Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and the schools chancellor, Joel I. Klein, took pains in an afternoon news conference to describe how they carefully weighed their verdict, basing it on early-morning forecasts that they said were unlikely to change.

God, what pussies.