Orbacize Me!

Or, The (Jerry) Orbachization of law enforcement. Or the Briscotion Elocution. I digresss. Point being, these guys are getting good. Almost to the point where the Post headline just writes itself — “Cops Stop Drug Spread of Mayo”:

An extended family with the name “Mayo” — including six siblings and their kids — have been nabbed for spreading tens of millions of dollars in crack across the city over the last 20 years in an operation dubbed “Hold the Mayo,” law-enforcement sources said.

And that’s exactly what Magistrate Judge Marilyn Go did yesterday in Brooklyn federal court when she denied bail for accused ringleader Ronald Mayo and his 10 relatives at an arraignment on conspiracy charges that could land them life sentences.

The Mayos are also under investigation for numerous shootings and robberies dating back to the early 1980s, according to sources.

“Hopefully the moral of this story will be the family that does crime together does time together,” said Anthony Placido of the DEA. [Emphasis added]

That last quote is straight out of Law & Order — Detective Lennie Briscoe lives!