PSA

For the 10,000th time, if you drop something on the subway tracks, do not go down there yourself. And being “mentally handicapped” is not an excuse: “Killed getting purse off tracks”.

For the 20,000th time, don’t smoke in bed (who still smokes in bed?): “Woman dies in Qns. fire her cig may have started”.

And finally, if you’re the MTA, think long and hard about what this tells the public about your credibility on other issues including, most importantly, supposed pending billion-dollar-plus deficits: “Straphangers cheer C train’s return”.

Bonus Point: New York Daily News Headlines Kill (Gawker).