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Coffee cups advertising strip clubs:

A Manhattan strip club has turned the humble cardboard cup into a billboard for its topless show girls, giving java drinkers another kind of morning eyeopener.

Cups advertising Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club are being sold out of more than 30 midtown and Wall Street coffee carts, but turning off some customers and vendors.

“I hate these cups,” said Oleg Morosov after his order from a Lexington Ave. vendor arrived in a Hustler Club cup. “I think I’m starting to develop a reputation at work because of these cups.”

When asked about whether children should be subjected to such PG-13 containers, one vendor noted that children shouldn’t drink coffee. “It stunts their growth,” he said.

OK, since the article didn’t feature anyone defending the cups, that actually wasn’t in there — but it should have been!