This Man Knows Not How To Use Cell Phones!

A Manhattan judge overturns David Lemus’ conviction in the murder case of a Palladium bouncer killed in 1990 and the Times marvels about the specimen as he is released from captivity — “Free After 14 Years, and Learning to Use a Cell”:

In some ways, Mr. Lemus seemed like Rip Van Winkle. It was as if Mr. Lemus had been asleep for 14 years while the world moved on.

As he and his lawyers walked away from the courthouse, the lawyers handed him cellphones to talk to friends, and Mr. Lemus seemed to not know how to use them.