How About Best Two Out Of Three, Or Even An Average?
I’m sure they would say that worked out exactly as planned:
Posted: January 25th, 2006 | Filed under: Insert Muted Trumpet's Sad Wah-Wah HereA drunken driver and his plastered passenger tried to avoid getting arrested after a Staten Island fender-bender by switching places — but both were busted when cops determined the passenger was more stewed than the driver, authorities said yesterday.
The two dimwitted drunks, Jose Solar-Avila, 37, and Jose Garcia Gomez, 32, were nabbed in a 1992 Mercury at the corner of Bay Street and Vanderbilt Avenue at 3:22 p.m. on Monday, law-enforcement sources said.
According to authorities, Gomez was behind the wheel of the Mercury when it collided with another car and they switched seats because they mistakenly believed Avila was more sober.
