If You Drink, Don’t Drive, But If You Do, Please Don’t Drive A Snow Plow

Every member of the Department of Sanitation should be commended on the good work done clearing the streets after the Blizzard of 2006 — everyone, that is, except this guy:

A sanitman who was assigned to push snow off the streets instead plowed drunkenly into a row of parked cars in Queens yesterday, authorities said.

Anatoly Zaborsky’s huge garbage truck, with a snow plow dangling from the front, smashed into the cars as it passed through the intersection of 85th Street and 34th Avenue in Jackson Heights, police said.

Three people in the cars were treated at the scene for minor injuries.

Sources said Zaborsky, 60, refused to take a Breathylizer test and was charged with drunken driving.