Smut Stompers, Johns And Bags Of Blow — Sounds Like The Greatest Episode Of NYPD Blue Ever!

You don’t often find ledes like these nowadays:

Last week, District Attorney Richard A. Brown’s office led a team of smut-stompers into questionable social clubs in Jamaica and South Jamaica. When the dust cleared, they emerged with multiple suspects in tow, charged with soliciting prostitution, possession of deadly weapons, and concealing a bag of blow. Overall, the DA’s office had a good night.