Hey Frustrated Performance Artist: Not Funny!
Like we’ve said before, please let this be someone’s lame idea of an art installation:
Posted: July 4th, 2006 | Filed under: Makes Jack Bauer Scream, "Dammit!"Cops are investigating whether a slew of unattended bags found around Brooklyn yesterday afternoon was a hoax, police sources said.
About 3 p.m., police started spotting suspicious briefcases, luggage and duffel bags in Park Slope. A grid search of the area turned up bags on Eighth Ave. and Carroll St. as well as spots on Union St., Montgomery Place and Berkeley Place. About nine bags had been found as of last night. “The more we’re investigating them, the more we are seeing them,” a police source said.
The bags were all empty or, in at least one case, contained another empty bag inside of it, sources said. So far, none of the bags contained anything hazardous.