Ray Kelly, 1; UBL, 0

Not to strike a distrustful tone in the wake of the very, very good news that a gigantic terror plot has been foiled, but it strains credulity that the NYPD even knew about the investigation for several months beforehand and still none of the bad guys caught on:

The New York Police Department had been kept apprised of the terrorist investigation for the past several months, Mayor Michael Bloomberg said at a news conference.

That said, evildoers deserve a hearty “fuck you” for nail-clipperizing prescription medicine:

Dipty Jain, 30, a law student from Bedford Stuyvesant who was headed to Portland, went through the baggage screening process twice. The first time, she was allowed to keep her prescription medicine in her carry-on bag, but the second screeners told her she had to have a doctor’s note to accompany the medicine.

“They didn’t say you had to have the doctor’s note,” Jain said. “I’ve already tried to get in twice now.”

Give me back my valium . . . I think I’ll be needing it!