[Adjusts Monocle] “I Do Say, Driver, What Is That Fanciful Poured Concrete Rising Forth From The Van Wyck?”

A tale of two airport commutes, from Sunday’s FYI column:

Though I often go to the airport, I don’t know anyone who has used the AirTrain to get from Jamaica to Kennedy Airport. Do many people ride it, and does it make any money?

Grrr . . . why don’t you just get back in your helicopter, jackass?

And here’s what you’re missing.