But When Asked Most Citizens Responded That If They Could Have Charged Him For Driving Around With His Pants Down, They Would Have Done That, Too

Obviously there’s absolutely nothing funny about drunk driving, nothing at all funny:

An Elm Park man arrested on drunken driving charges was really caught with his pants down in Graniteville yesterday morning, a law enforcement source said.

George Alexander, 42, of the 200 block of Trantor Street, was found asleep behind the wheel of his car, the key in the ignition, at the corner of Morani Street and Richmond Avenue, just before 7 a.m. yesterday, cops allege. The car had rolled over a sign on the sidewalk and into a bush, police allege.

When cops approached the vehicle, they found Alexander sleeping, cops allege. His pants were down, according to a law enforcement source, and his genitals visible.

Alexander, who blew a .183 blood alcohol level — more than twice the legal limit — was charged with drunken driving.

The source said he doesn’t face additional charges for having his pants down because he was in a secluded area inside his car, and there wasn’t anyone in the vicinity that he exposed himself to.