In A Newsroom Where People Obviously Live Under A Rock, Reporters Are Increasingly Writing Really Idiotic Trend Pieces

I can’t believe the wire services are just now figuring out that this happens:

In a city where you can get just about anything delivered to your door, New Yorkers are increasingly ordering takeout marijuana from drug rings that operate with remarkable corporate-style attention to customer satisfaction.

Among the legions of home-delivery customers is Chris, 37, a salesman in Manhattan. He dials a pager and gets a call from a cheery dispatcher who takes his order.

“These are very nice, discreet people,” said Chris. “It’s better than going to some street corner and getting ripped off or killed.”

The corporate model was demonstrated late last year when the Drug Enforcement Administration busted a ring dubbed the Cartoon Network, which processed 600 orders a day.