Lysol Not Included

If you’re the type of person who might enjoy owning Brooklyn Paper editor Gersh Kuntzman’s ankle cast then either a) you’re way too obsessed with the minutiae of local news and you might want to seriously consider doing some other things with your time or b) you have way too big an apartment, in which case I have several boxes of books and records you might be able to store for me. Regardless of which it is, I feel sorry for you. From the eBay description:

Get the actual cast worn by legendary Brooklyn journalist Gersh Kuntzman after he broke his ankle in January! Not only is the cast signed by Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz, but all money raised in the sale will go towards Markowitz’s Camp Brooklyn charity. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own a piece of journalistic, medical and political history — the very cast worn by an award-winning journalist, signed by a future mayor of New York City, and written about in countless Kuntzman columns! This cast’s authenticity is guaranteed and the winning bidder will also receive a high-resolution digital photo of Markowitz signing the historic cast. A priceless collectible.