Drugs? Eh, It’s Just Kids. Sex? Whatever . . .

. . . but crapping on park benches . . . now you’ve got my attention:

At Lindower Park in Mill Basin, the grass and the trees are being uprooted by the birds and the bees.

But underage sex is just the tip of the iceberg at this park, located on Strickland Avenue, Mill Road, and East 60th Street, according to those who are familiar with the situation.

Teens aged 13-17 have allegedly been congregating at all hours in groups of up to 30, drinking — and later, driving — smoking, and using drugs.

Used condoms are becoming a more routine sight, and some kids even defecate on the park benches, according to a person whose relative is among the youthful congregants.