Hey, Party Hosts — Buy A Mop, Why Don’t You?

It’s not so much that I’m worried that someone will steal my shoes but rather what if my socks stink . . . not that I’m speculating or anything:

A group of homeless people came in off the cold Manhattan streets Monday to feed their souls with a yoga class at an East Side shelter.

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Her homeless students appeared apprehensive and some were reluctant to remove their shoes as the session of muscle stretching poses started. But by the end of the class, the five participants were peacefully chanting “Om” and most said they felt a calmness coursing through their weary bones.