Why I’m Not Running For Dog Catcher

All the broken dreams fit to print. The paper of slackerdom. The Times seems to be the place where you announce you’re not going to do something — three and it’s a trend! First Bloomberg’s Why I’m Not Running For President, then Wiener’s Why I’m Not Running For Mayor and now Harold Ford, Jr.’s Why I’m Not Running For the Senate.

It’s always about being better able to “focus on the issues,” by the way.