See Something . . . Ah Forget It

When you see a nervous man running from a smoldering SUV, yes, absolutely say something, but if it’s just a paper bag on top of a phone booth, assume it’s just something someone forgot:

A suspicious brown bag abandoned atop a pay phone near Times Square Tuesday night led to the third false-alarm bomb scare since Faisal Shahzad’s botched plot left the city feeling jitters.

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The scene was finally cleared shortly before 10 p.m., when bomb technicians determined the bag contained nothing more than a metal cooking tray, police sources said.

Soon nothing will Faisal us like we were once Faisaled.