Almond Syrup, Plus, Also, Too

I don’t want to repeat the name of the cocktail sharing the name of the post title here, mostly because I think it’s mostly offensive, even if the author seemingly innocently used it. The provenance is I’m assuming that ’80s song. I always thought the lyrics were talking about, er, onanism and, uh, what one’s eyes, uh, look like during which. The band claims otherwise but their claims are totally unbelievable [edit: went back and read the lyrics and am now doubly incredulous]. So anyway, that happened.

It’s three parts rye (or bourbon), one part orgeat, one part triple sec, one part lemon juice and several dashes of bitters. Pretty good and not medicinal tasting like the other variation on this.