"Get Drunk And Do Your Taxes"

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"Get Drunk And Do Your Taxes" (Acoustic Demo)

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Get drunk and do your taxes
This is not the time to skateboard
Get drunk and do your taxes
This is not the time to look at porn
Get drunk and do your taxes
You have no time to waste time at the store
Get drunk and do your taxes
And if you need beer go buy more

And kill six more dolphins

Get drunk and do your taxes
Take a standard deduction
Get drunk and do your taxes
It's not all that incredible a function
Get drunk and do your taxes
No mortgage interest deduction
Get drunk and do your taxes
So this year here's what you made

"Procrastinate" -- a four-syllable word for "wait"
And double the effort of "delay"

Get drunk and do your taxes
No Hope tax credit
Get drunk and do your taxes
No solar panel credit
Get drunk and do your taxes
No additional child tax credit
Get drunk and do your taxes
No hybrid car credit -- you just can't get it

Death and taxes
Ben Franklin understood taxes
Death and taxes
But Ben never did taxes

Get drunk and do your taxes

Acoustic recorded April 15, 2009 direct to mp3 at home in Long Island City, Queens

Version recorded October 21, 2011 at home in Astoria, Queens