OK Brian Wilson, I'll Bite . . .

You're fucking awesome:

If Wilson has his say, the Giants will win a championship sometime in the next 10 days, the first for the organization since 1954, four years before it moved to San Francisco.

That would leave one outstanding goal for their closer before next spring training.

"I'd like to be a crossword clue one day," he said. "I want to be in The New York Times's Sunday edition. Right now, the clue 'Giants great' is always Mel Ott. I want my clue to be down, not across. The down ones are usually harder. And when I'm the clue, I'll fill it in — just that one — and frame it.

"How sweet would that be?"