Shit You Ponder During The Starz Free Preview
Are there any married couples whose first date was to see Gigli?
Hardly anyone admits they even saw it, much less that it was their first date. Here are the only references I could come up with: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
"It's turkey time!" (No, really — I forgot that was a quote from the movie — J. Lo just said it!)
It's like Chasing Amy for Dummies. And Chasing Amy was bad enough . . .
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