Annotated Twitter: Didya Hear The One About Sam Waterston Bringing A Ferret Into Dunkin' Donuts?
December 4, 2014
Is that a ferret or a mongoose? Or something else? (Dunkin Donuts, Astoria, NY, 9/27/13) http://t.co/9fFtzKq2vC
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 4, 2014
Why you'd bring a bunny into a Dunkin' Donuts, I have no idea.
December 11, 2014
Great to see so many public school classes visiting Macy's Santaland this morning!
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 11, 2014
I actually wrote emails to the Schools Commissioner and Mayor asking whether this was "normal." Haven't heard back. Suffice it to say, there are at least three things that are troubling — take your pick which is the worst: shitty fucking non-curriculum related field trips, shitty fucking corporate pandering or shitty fucking established religion. That no one from either the Board of Ed or the Mayor's office has deigned to respond solidifies what complete fucking jokers these people are. Oh, and we also saw at least one of these same school groups — yes, "groups" as in plural — duck into the subterranean Burger King on the northwest corner of 34th and Sixth. Apparently our children are that fucked.
December 13, 2014
76ers play-by-play announcer with 2 1/2 minutes left in 4th quarter: "Sixers leading by eight. Where do they go? How do they act?"
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 14, 2014
Free NBA League Pass weekend, when the Sixers were still on track to losing every game ever, if memory serves.
December 14, 2014
It's Alice in fucking Wonderland.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 15, 2014
The silliest audio opener for one of the most exciting shows of recent memory. We never fast-forwarded the DVR just to laugh at this line.
December 15, 2014
Be a man, put on a bow tie and change the fucking world, why don't you?
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 15, 2014
I don't, as a rule, "hatewatch," but "friends" of mine do; Whither Forrest Bedford or even Jack McCoy?
Mad as heck, and not going to take it anymore (41st Street and Broadway, Astoria, Queens, 11/10/13) http://t.co/YLHuTtkIPP
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 15, 2014
Presented without comment.
December 16, 2014
The journal (Brooklyn-Queens Expressway near Williamsburg, 12/26/13) http://t.co/t5w1ukDaHj
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 16, 2014
I am *going* to write a song using that abhorrent final phrase at the top of the billboard.
December 23, 2014
Got nothing to hide 'cause I got nothing to show for.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 23, 2014
Gosh, trying desperately to remember what this was referring to; it's possible it was a riff on something I saw on Nashville.
50
Ralphie appears to shoot 2 African Americans while fantasizing about an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot range model air rifle.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 25, 2014
Ah, 1983.
December 27, 2014
Things lost to time include the name of the actor who played Charlotte in Sex and the City.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 27, 2014
It was Kristin Davis, dummy. She just turned 50 at the end of February.
December 28, 2014
Very pleased to discover that the blow torch I got for kitchen stuff is also suitable for sweating copper pipes . . . intrigued!
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 29, 2014
The BernzOmatic, in case you were wondering; it works with the Searzall attachment.
December 29, 2014
I plan to send this same tweet out six or seven times over the next few days at various times of day to make sure it reaches you.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 30, 2014
Drives me fucking nuts. Part of the absurdity of Twitter. And uselessness.
December 31, 2014
The plan is I'll get in the sightline of one of the live cameras and call you on my cellphone; you tune in and you'll see me.
— Bridge + Tunnel Club (@batclub) December 31, 2014
A modest proposal: waht if we all started disregarding television cameras?
