Apparently Someone Else Is Team Jacob Around Here

You have to like the suggestion that the teacher "lured" the teen by telling him
he looked like Taylor Lautner, as if that somehow played on his vanity and not her Twilight spank fantasies:

A ninth-grade English teacher seduced her teenage aide and lured him into a sexual relationship by telling him he looked like "Twilight"'s Taylor Lautner, Southern California police said.

. . .

[The 31-year-old] teacher hugged and kissed the teen on the last day of school that year, he told police, and told him he looked like Lautner.

The following year the teen worked as her aide again, and he claimed [the teacher] repeatedly complimented his looks.

. . .

[The teacher] told the teen that her husband was "mean to her," and that she wanted to be with him after he graduated, the police documents said. The teen claimed to have ended the relationship before calling authorities.

A husband that was mean to her . . . hmm . . .

Bella, you have so much to answer for.